It is a common thing to lie, and it becomes commoner when lies become necessary to survive. Therefore I have decided to be honest with the pages of my diary, and to record in it my true thoughts and impressions.
1. Last night I dreamt that someone I knew years ago licked my face from top to bottom with one big lick. I licked him right back, and I woke up.
Now it is not common to be happy about such things, but when I got up that morning, I was smiling.